The cow test

It's interesting what you find in toilets these days. Toilets at bars and pubs in particular.

This is one I saw at a pub in PJ.....


When you drink, you pee a lot.
When you pee, you look around a lot.
When you look around a lot, you see this poster a lot.
When you see this poster a lot, the cow does start to look 'interesting'....

I stopped drinking that night, when the cow started winking at me.