Bird Flu, no problem!

Flipping through the papers today, I came upon a disturbing piece of news.

With all these reports day in day out about bird flu deaths, occurences and etc, you'd think people would seriously be very afraid of eating or getting near birds.

Man, when it comes to free stuff, apa apa pun jalan lah!

The article was about free fried chicken being distributed as a way of promoting chicken consumption, so 18 kind enough chicken traders gave 10 birds each as part of the exercise....
Obviously, they've underestimated us malaysian bunch.....
All 180 chickens were gone in 10 minutes...... that works out to be about 1.8 chickens per minute (cpm)..... whoooo the sorry suckers didn't even know what hit them......

To achieve this incredible feat, (I wonder if Ripley's would be interested to know), we, the ever talented Malaysians, use our kungfu learnt from our over-exposure to pirated kungfu DVD/VCD widely available....
Check it out....



We know the chicken-grabbing Tiger Claw.
We know the pick-a-wing Crane move.
We also know, grab-a-bag-and-tapao Shaolin fist.....

Way to go people, Mad cow disease? Bring it on!