Silly structure for a cafe

Imagine you make your way to the nearest cafe for a cuppa, upon arriving you're greeted with the silliest, most provoking 'decorative' structure for a cafe. You think you're at a brothel or some shady nightclub or something.....



Perhaps it has something to do with the slogan of the place 'The COUPLES cafe' .... I wonder if that has anything to do with the structure resembling a penis..... complete with a 'vein' down there too.....

My favourite ex-CEO

Most have heard of a company called InventQjaya in Malaysia. The company that ended in the dumps when its then CEO Dr S. Faris screwed with the accounts and gain a little pocket money from it.

Naturally, then unwitting victims like us aren't very happy about him screwing up the company and in the end, our lives. Most of us had prepared baseball bats, spears, arrows with his name on it (not used of course).

Well friends, I'm happy to tell you now, our ex-CEO is doing what he does best. Cleaning up people's asses, take a look at the pic.

Faris the bidet nozzle