Silly structure for a cafe

Imagine you make your way to the nearest cafe for a cuppa, upon arriving you're greeted with the silliest, most provoking 'decorative' structure for a cafe. You think you're at a brothel or some shady nightclub or something.....



Perhaps it has something to do with the slogan of the place 'The COUPLES cafe' .... I wonder if that has anything to do with the structure resembling a penis..... complete with a 'vein' down there too.....